To bomb or not to bomb

iran bombDoes he have nukes on the way or not. Here are some theories:

  • The war mongering went on for so long that we could not keep up the drum beats any longer. We have to rewind, and then start them up again.
  • This news discredits the Atom watchers in Vienna, the Israelis, and … the Iranians.
  • Instead of making Ahmeddinnerjacket into a Ogre, they make him into an impudent little prick with no bomb.
  • This gnu attempt in order to embolden so-called opposition in Iran, deflate Mahmoud’s international grand Muslim messiah-hood, and make all the folks that have been betting their horses and political capital backing Mahmoud, that they got had by a rug salesman.

And last but not least…

  • I guess we need some of that Iranian oil, see, and well, we can’t be buying it from some nuke-maniacs, now can we? Nah, so you see, we have to revise our estimates. Yeh, thats it. Yeh thats the ticket. Those Persians have some good crude oil.
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and last but not least…

  • Well, them ZIONISTS must be behind this new Iran thing. You know what I mean?

If you want a totally bare bones assessment check out: The Strata-Sphere