Golemadonna Takes the Heat off the Kabob Centre

A recent article in Jewsweek highlights the recent Madonna Kabbalah Crises.

“I seem to be getting a lot of criticism from people who haven’t even heard the album yet.” Madonna only sighs. “You do appreciate the absurdity of a group of rabbis in If this infraction sent the entire town into an angry buzz.

“People get very upset about the fact that I decided to study a spiritual belief system,” she observes, “It’s very strange. I may as well have announced that I’ve joined the Nazi party!”

“I seem to be getting a lot of criticism from people who haven’t even heard the album yet.” Madonna only sighs. “You do appreciate the absurdity of a group of rabbis in Israel claiming that I’m being blasphemous about someone when they haven’t even heard the record, right?” she wonders aloud. “It’s interesting how their minds work, those naughty rabbis,” she adds, with a twinkle in her eyes.

Madonna continues to be the lightening rod of our anger at and dismay over the Kabbalah Centre, the Berg cult of personality, their phenomenal marketing savy.

The truth is

that Madonna, while a pathetic Kabbalist who has never converted to Judaism, is really taking the heat for the KC. The KC and its leaders should be lambasted and ridiculed over their mockery of religion, Judaism, and everything sacred. They created this Golemadonna. They should take the blame.

Golemadonna is just a pop-star with little knowledge and apparently some deep disprect for Rabbis.

As Ali G might say “Hey Tat Ayint no ways to be Talkin Bout a Rabi, now is it? Respect!”